This is funny…I don’t care who you are…
A dog is truly a man’s best friend.   If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment:
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

 
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner.
An hour later, he went  to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, resumed his position […]

 
  
Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
The cat […]